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Sexy Broccoli (Medium)
Lessons From Roosters (Human Parts)
Behold The Magnificent Pigeon (The Chicago Reader)
Love Is Like A Sourdough Starter: It Can Last Forever Or Get Super Smelly And Weird (Bon Appetit)
The Crying Chronicles (Spiralbound)
Charts for Talking to People (The New Yorker)
How To Do 50 Things (Forge)
Sophie Lucido Johnson is an author and cartoonist who lives in Chicago with chickens, bees, cats, and bread. Read more about her.