Here are 9 true sentences about Sophie.

(And one that is a lie.)

1. Sophie Lucido Johnson is an artist and writer who lives in Chicago, Illinois.

2. She is the author of Many Love, Love Without Sex, and Dear Sophie, Love Sophie.

3. Alongside her pal Sammi Skolmoski, she is a cartoonist for The New Yorker Magazine.

4. She teaches at The School of the Art Institute of Chicago and The Chicago High School for the Arts.

5. She’s written for The New York Times, The Believer, and Bon Appetit.

6. She has also written for many other places, but she only decided to brag right then about three specifically classy ones, in the interest of simplicity.

7. Sophie lives with chickens, bees, cats, a dog, and four point five other humans.

8. Sophie’s teeth aren’t teeth at all, but are tiny gloved fingers belonging to a man who lives in her mouth.

9. Sophie’s legal last name is Goalson, and so it can be confusing to write her a check.

10. Nevertheless, she sells things.