Let's Try Some Cosmo Sex Tips IRL! (NSFW)

I read this piece in Cosmo a few months ago called, "18 Surprising Sex Tips From Men." (The title alone should have given this one away, but I am ever a slave to the clickhole.) It's the oldest news in the world that Cosmo's sex tips are consistently beyond-sexist (local slam poets Desiree Dallagiacoma and Kaycee Filson did a great piece about this which was posted on YouTube the exact same week as this "article" went up on Cosmo.com).

One thing we don't always mention, though, is that sexism (where sex is involved, and elsewhere) hurts EVERYONE and makes EVERYONE'S sex lives suck! Find me a (straight) man who doesn't want his (straight) partner to get off just as much as he wants to get off himself. OK, I know you CAN find me one, but that's just because those men haven't experienced the magic of watching a woman actually orgasm, which is the best thing in the whole world. 

So, it's comic time. And time for some unsolicited advice. Go have better sex lives, men and women.